Long live the car crash hearts.


I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.


So I found this amazing website made by a female Minneapolis local that helps men realize that catcalling and street harassment in the Twin Cities is not okay.

How it works is you print off the cards, and when somebody hits on you, you give them a card that fits your current situation. 

For example there is a card that says, “the reputation is ‘Minnesota Nice’, not ‘Minnesota Random Men Commenting on How I Look and Making Me Feel Weird’. Don’t be that guy. it’s not a compliment, It’s harassment.” 

From a personal standpoint, I find this to be amazing and empowering, because I am one of those Minneapolis women who is always on edge in public because of sexual harassment and catcalls from men. Its nice to not fight this fight alone, and if we band together we could stop street harassment in the Twin Cities. 

Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
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Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche


Friendly reminder not to grab someone’s body parts to investigate their tattoos without warning.

Doing so may result in physical harm and you absolutely deserve it.


if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

I drink because they say it’ll help me forget I’ve ever touched you but I always forget my own name before I forget yours.
Even Drunk Off My Ass, You Always Come First (#508: May 11, 2014)